Entry 13

Dec. 11th, 2010 12:53 pm
usedsuitup: (Here we go)
[personal profile] usedsuitup
You know what? I've been here for months, and I just realized, I barely know anybody!

And that's just...wrong. I mean, there's a lot of people who use this thing and I don't expect to know everyone, but I feel like I should know more people, or at least,  be familiar with them. [specifically girls, but that won't be mentioned]

So, people of the pokegear, readers of Barney's blog, tell me about yourselves. Who are you? Where are you from? Whatever you want! Just make it awesome!

[This gets edited in a little bit later]

Figured I should have said something about myself. I'm Barney Stinson, from New York, New York, The United States of America. I've been here for about five months. I enjoy hanging out in bars, long walks on the beach and and I can play 83 musical instruments. I hold the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, as well as in laser tag and good looks.

[Blurb lovingly borrowed from the back of The Bro Code, by Barney Stinson and Matt Kuhn. Which is an actual book and if you ever want to know how Barney thinks, pick it up sometime.]

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Date: 2010-12-11 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheapblusuits.livejournal.com
... [Why do you remind him so much of Larry--

oh

wait a second]


You're...Larry's friend, aren't you?

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Date: 2010-12-11 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Yeah, that's me. [pause, brainwave!]

Hey, you're Nick, right? Larry's told me about you!

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Date: 2010-12-11 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magictricking.livejournal.com
You sound familiar...

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Date: 2010-12-11 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Heh, I must have one of those faces.

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Date: 2010-12-11 08:47 pm (UTC)
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How about you stop talking?

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Date: 2010-12-11 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Why? Got nothing else to do until I get a conversation going.

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Date: 2010-12-11 09:05 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: what the christ am I looking at (wtf)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
I'm Batman.

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Date: 2010-12-11 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Yeah right. Batman doesn't go around telling people he's Batman. He's smarter than that.

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[Here, half a scruffy-haired teen with grey eyes half-glaring into the camera, chin resting against his hand. The backdrop looks like a Pokémart; he must be doing this - despite whatever rules or logic may say otherwise - doing a slow hour at his current job.]

I must be bored out of my lobe doing this, but its not like there's much to do in this town while waiting for the snow to melt some.

I'm not a reader of your "blog" and I don't give a shit about it either, and you sound like an arrogant nooksucker to me. Eighty-three musical instruments? Seriously? And the bars and long walks on the beach part is completely cliche, like a bad personal ad. I'm going to assume the United States of Fuck You is one of your human places, but don't tell me anymore because I don't care about it in the slightest.

But, since you asked about me, here you go.

The name's Karkat Vantas, and I'm originally from a planet called Alternia that I'm sure you've never heard of. Unlike this backwards shithole, it had two moons, and the sun was strong enough that you'd be crazy to step outside during the day. At least, until it was destroyed by a meteoric apocalypse thanks to stable time loops caused by a reality-warping game me and eleven others played at one point. Eventually I ended up on an asteroid with them before reality decided to fuck up my life again and send me here.

Originally I was a troll, meaning my skin was grey, the white bits on my eyes were yellow, and I had the most awesome pair of horns you could imagine. And my teeth weren't these nubby little flat things, either. I like romantic films, but not whatever schlock you humans would produce with your shitty romance system, programming computers, and - before all my stuff was stolen when I came here - being a badass with my sickle.

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Date: 2010-12-11 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Sounds like you lived quite the life before you came here, bro. But I can feel you on the life being ruined.

And hey, cliche works, gets their attention before you wow people with the non-cliche stuff.

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Date: 2010-12-11 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-maintenance.livejournal.com
My name is Zack Fair from Greece. I've been here for about a month, though I apparently lost about two weeks and ended up back at New Bark Town. Hm... oh! My friends are Ven, Hercules, Terra, Aqua, Leon, and... wow, I could go on and on. Um, I have a lot of friends here and in Greece. Oh! I'm training to be a hero at the Olympus Coliseum, too!

Date: 2010-12-11 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Wow, people are showing up from all over. But...what's the Olympus Coliseum? You an athlete?

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Date: 2010-12-11 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzlesitter.livejournal.com
I never thought about meeting people here by just asking...
How very clever~!

My name's Puzzlette Riddleton and I'm from London~! Back home, I had just gotten my first chance at taking care of Granny's puzzle shack on my own for the first time, but then...Well, I was brought here. I think I've been here...Hmm... About two months?

It's ever so nice to meet you~

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Date: 2010-12-11 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Figured it was the best way, since this thing's kinda like the internet. I only wish I'd thought of it earlier.

Nice to meet you as well, Puzzlette. Wow, all the way from London.

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Date: 2010-12-11 09:50 pm (UTC)
quickattackjack: (8U)
From: [personal profile] quickattackjack
[Stuck sick in a hotel room, Jack decides now's just as good as any time to be a little more social as well! Please excuse the coughing and stuffy nose.]

It's nice to meet you! I'm Jack Skellington and I used to be dead. It's my job to make sure everything goes right on Halloween...or it was.

I'm currently sick with my first cold. I haven't had sinuses before...not that I can remember. It's awful. I don't know how you humans do it. You're amazing.

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Date: 2010-12-11 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Colds suck, or at least I've heard. I don't really get sick, because when I do, I stop and be awesome instead. [actually he gets pathetic but whatever]

Good to meet you, Jack. Were you like an event planner or something?

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Date: 2010-12-11 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uses-metaphors.livejournal.com
I am Vulcan Raven, Shaman and gunner of FOXHOUND, born three kayak-lengths and a stroll from where Katerparsuk played his great trick on a wicked neighbor.

I hold some titles from the Eskimo-Indian Olympics and am known to have done the Four Man Carry with six men.

My weapon of choice for which I am partly named is a modified M61 Vulcan cannon.

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Date: 2010-12-12 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Good to meet you then, Vulcan! Sounds like you've got almost as many record as me.

[Said records are non-existent except for maybe in Barney's head but whatever]

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Date: 2010-12-11 11:37 pm (UTC)
tapestodiane: (youokay?)
From: [personal profile] tapestodiane
83 musical instruments? Which ones?

[Cause that's just a bit unbelievable.]

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Date: 2010-12-12 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Piano, drums, recorder, flute, clarinet, [totally making this up], trumpet, guitar, rainstick, spoons, and a whole bunch of others. I have a list but it's in my other suit. Which is back in New York.

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Date: 2010-12-12 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilbatshit.livejournal.com
Hiruma Youichi, back home I was captain of an American football team. I'm trained with almost a full arsenal of guns, I have my own private island and blackmail material on, oh, three quarters of Japan or more.

I also kicked over a fucking trashcan one day in a pokémon center and you found it if memory serves.

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Date: 2010-12-12 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
That's...pretty impressive.

Oh yeah, I remember you. Still kicking over trashcans?

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Date: 2010-12-12 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com
Eighty-three musical instruments? That's awesome, Barney! I didn't even know that many existed...

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Date: 2010-12-12 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
I know, right! Guess you could just call me a prodigy.

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Date: 2010-12-12 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedthrash.livejournal.com
83 instruments?! [He can't even think of twenty different ones!]

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Date: 2010-12-12 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Yup. Just that awesome.

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Date: 2010-12-12 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedgrassknot.livejournal.com
That's quite the list you have there.

Date: 2010-12-12 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
There's more, but I figured I'd just list the important ones.

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Date: 2010-12-12 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] used-assist.livejournal.com
You are from New York City? Which borough did you live in?

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Date: 2010-12-13 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Manhattan, of course. I really miss it there.

[100% guess since I don't really have a canonical location]

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